zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

Whoop that ass

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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The truth.

dion-thesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

projectz975:

theapatheticranter:

eevee-the-evolutionist:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND! IT MIGHT SAVE SOMEONE!

Please keep an eye out for John Falkenrich, a 31 year old man who currently resides in Denver, Colorado (hometown of Wadsworth, Ohio)

He is a mentally unstable pedophile and victim blamer, who believes he is a “werewolf king”. He claims there to be 9 entities living inside of him (three of which, including what he calls his “human form”, are listed in the photos above). He also believes he has the power to turn all lesbians straight.

*IMPORTANT* 
When he was 25, he attempted to rape a 15 year old girl in her sleep, and he later blamed it on her because he claimed she was, unknowingly, a succubus and a vampire who was seducing him just by existing. 
Don’t worry, she kicked him very, very hard in the balls. But, she unfortunately did not report it to the police. John’s fiance at the time (who completely believed his story and even follows along with and engages in his delusions) had also attempted to fight the girl because of it, but the girl came out on top.

PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN, SIBLINGS, COUSINS, AND ALL OTHER UNDERAGE GIRLS AND BOYS AWAY FROM HIM. One of the “spirits living inside” of him is a woman, so it is crucial to keep both sexes/genders AWAY from him. 

If you spot this man, please let your loved ones know for their own safety.
He has been confronted by authorities on many occasions, but he has been able to get away with his mental instability by saying he is “writing a book”.

PLEASE SHARE THIS! YOU COULD BE SAVING SOMEONE BY INCREASING AWARENESS FOR THIS ATTEMPTED-RAPIST AND PEDOPHILE


*All information on this person was gathered from someone who has known him for years, and from information from his facebook profile. The profile has not been included so as not to encourage harassment. This post is strictly for informational and safety purposes only* 

As someone who used to his roommate and had to deal with his delusions on a firsthand basis I have to emphasize how dangerous and off-kilter his perception is. He is very charismatic and can easily convince less intelligent people that what he believes is true.

Also, be aware he gets 90% of his “beliefs” from pop culture like shows, (buffy, supernatural, etc.) video games, and fantasy books. If you know these genre’s well it will be quite easy to realize what he is saying is full of shit.

Frankly, anyone who looks like that is not trustworthy.

*All information on this person was gathered from someone who has known him for years, and from information from his facebook profile. The profile has not been included so as not to encourage harassment. This post is strictly for informational and safety purposes only*”

Oh thanks for the disclaimer. Because you said that now I totally believe everything you say is 100% true. So nice to have someone posting evidence admissible in a court of law for one. Dead to rights.

Frankly, anyone who looks like that is not trustworthy.”

And here I thought the golden rule was never to judge a book by its cover. Does that mean I can assume anyone that looks Black is not trustworthy?

policymic:

Gay marriage is illegal in the 3 states that love gay porn the most

According to new statistics released by Pornhub, the three states that watch the most gay porn are also states that vehemently oppose gay marriage. Intensely Republican Mississippi (where anal sex is still illegal) has the highest proportion of gay users at 5.58%, followed closely by Louisiana at 5.54% and Georgia at 5.38% (a tie with Hawaii).
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policymic:

Gay marriage is illegal in the 3 states that love gay porn the most

According to new statistics released by Pornhub, the three states that watch the most gay porn are also states that vehemently oppose gay marriage. Intensely Republican Mississippi (where anal sex is still illegal) has the highest proportion of gay users at 5.58%, followed closely by Louisiana at 5.54% and Georgia at 5.38% (a tie with Hawaii).

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genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends