microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

superlydiak:

no-money-no-manners:

fmptard:

ducky-chan:

l20music:

missdoctorprofessor:

blackfoxhawkins:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

Right in the childhood

I said this once and I’ll say it again: The Sprite remixes were EVERYTHING

Sprite Remix needs to comeback for REAL, for real…

THE TRIX I WAS SO VERY PISSED WHEN THE FUCKING CHANGED IT AND I STILL AM

fuck you. i had moved on

the blockbuster one killed me the most

What are those things

french toast crunch and oreo o’s omggggggggggggggggg

pureorangeness:

TUMBLR

WATCH THIS

AND SHUT UP FOR 10 YEARS

PLEASE.

also check the images here

rastafarifit:

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE TEARS COME FROM

ladyslysilver:

socialjusticeprincesses:

colorsofsocialjustice:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

Um no.

Seriously, no. Some people can’t handle vegan diets. Some of the ingredients gives them allergies or worse. It’s not healthy for them like it would for you. And there are cultural differences involved too. Funny how you would drag non-white people and racism into this when you demand to change their traditions just to make yourself feel comfortable. Plus, vegans aren’t oppressed so don’t act like you are.
 This picture just screams “I’m a pretentious control freak.” 
-Indigo 

Also, being vegan or a feminist is a choice and being discriminated for being either is not comparable to racism or homophobia you twit
~Vanellope

Hi there. Anemic asthmatic very sickly girl speaking here. I stopped eating red meat, just red meat, for one year. Guess what happened? I was sick constantly, and finally, I got so sick that one morning I woke up in SO MUCH PAIN my boyfriend and roommate had to take me to a hospital. And they had to CARRY me out. I know all the vegans out there are probably screaming that it wasn’t not eating meat it was this and that, and yes, it was more than one thing. But after they fixed my iron deficiency and a few other things, a nutritionist told me I had to start eating red meat again, or find some other source of iron. I have now been eating red meat again for a year. I’ve had one or two colds and my usual seasonally allergies. So guess fucking what vegans, some people CANNOT be vegan. I also would be a puddle of mush if I didn’t get a ton of calcium from eating all of the cheese ever. So fuck off.

Protip: Asking someone to respect your decisions is a polite way of telling them “Fuck off I’m not forcing you to listen to my bitching so stop forcing me to listen to yours.”
It does not mean “Agree with the thing you hate because you are stupid.”

ladyslysilver:

socialjusticeprincesses:

colorsofsocialjustice:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

Um no.

Seriously, no. Some people can’t handle vegan diets. Some of the ingredients gives them allergies or worse. It’s not healthy for them like it would for you. And there are cultural differences involved too. Funny how you would drag non-white people and racism into this when you demand to change their traditions just to make yourself feel comfortable. Plus, vegans aren’t oppressed so don’t act like you are.

 This picture just screams “I’m a pretentious control freak.” 

-Indigo 

Also, being vegan or a feminist is a choice and being discriminated for being either is not comparable to racism or homophobia you twit

~Vanellope

Hi there. Anemic asthmatic very sickly girl speaking here. I stopped eating red meat, just red meat, for one year. Guess what happened? I was sick constantly, and finally, I got so sick that one morning I woke up in SO MUCH PAIN my boyfriend and roommate had to take me to a hospital. And they had to CARRY me out. I know all the vegans out there are probably screaming that it wasn’t not eating meat it was this and that, and yes, it was more than one thing. But after they fixed my iron deficiency and a few other things, a nutritionist told me I had to start eating red meat again, or find some other source of iron. I have now been eating red meat again for a year. I’ve had one or two colds and my usual seasonally allergies. So guess fucking what vegans, some people CANNOT be vegan. I also would be a puddle of mush if I didn’t get a ton of calcium from eating all of the cheese ever. So fuck off.

Protip: Asking someone to respect your decisions is a polite way of telling them “Fuck off I’m not forcing you to listen to my bitching so stop forcing me to listen to yours.”

It does not mean “Agree with the thing you hate because you are stupid.”

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

1. The point is that straight girls aren’t having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the important difference between cooperative sex and non-cooperative sex.
3. Sex is a wonderful way to show appreciation for your partner. It’s not the only way, but it’s still a good way.

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

All of this  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

broliloquy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

image

This entire post made me smile.

slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.

[x] - Low Quality Sauce