slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.

[x] - Low Quality Sauce

Anyone else unreasonably excited for all this?

lmao as if it rains in california

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH

pikarar:

AN ELEVEN HOUR GAME AND STILL GOING. THE BANK ONLY HAS A DOLLAR. I DON’T EVEN THINK IT’S A BANK.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE HOTELS YOU IDIOTS NO WONDER THIS GAME IS TAKING FOREVER

pikarar:

AN ELEVEN HOUR GAME AND STILL GOING. THE BANK ONLY HAS A DOLLAR. I DON’T EVEN THINK IT’S A BANK.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE HOTELS YOU IDIOTS NO WONDER THIS GAME IS TAKING FOREVER

thepioden:

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either”

"They actually rely on the size of an animal’s gametes — sperm in males and oocytes in females. As the rule goes, females are the sex that contribute the largest gametes, whereas males are the sex that contribute the smallest gametes and therefore expend the least amount of energy on producing these cells."
The biological definition of ‘sex’, everyone. Your junk contributes approximately fuck all except as a convenient shorthand/in-the-field generalization. 

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YO TRANSSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH GUESS WHAT? HUMANS WITH A PENIS HAVE SMALLER GAMETES THAN HUMANS WITH A VAGINA. THAT MAKES SCIENCE DEFINE A HUMAN MALE AS THOSE BORN WITH A PENIS AND A HUMANS FEMALE AS THOSE BORN WITH A VAGINA.
OHHHH FUCK GET WRECKED.
ALSO YOU CAN SCIENTIFICALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE CIS-TRANS ETC HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SCIENTIFICALLY DEFINED SEX OF A PERSON AND INSTEAD IS ABOUT A PERSON’S PERSONAL FEELINGS SO STOP WITH YOUR FAILURE OF AN ARGUMENT.

thepioden:

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.

They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either

"They actually rely on the size of an animal’s gametes — sperm in males and oocytes in females. As the rule goes, females are the sex that contribute the largest gametes, whereas males are the sex that contribute the smallest gametes and therefore expend the least amount of energy on producing these cells."

The biological definition of ‘sex’, everyone. Your junk contributes approximately fuck all except as a convenient shorthand/in-the-field generalization. 

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

YO TRANSSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH GUESS WHAT? HUMANS WITH A PENIS HAVE SMALLER GAMETES THAN HUMANS WITH A VAGINA. THAT MAKES SCIENCE DEFINE A HUMAN MALE AS THOSE BORN WITH A PENIS AND A HUMANS FEMALE AS THOSE BORN WITH A VAGINA.

OHHHH FUCK GET WRECKED.

ALSO YOU CAN SCIENTIFICALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE CIS-TRANS ETC HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SCIENTIFICALLY DEFINED SEX OF A PERSON AND INSTEAD IS ABOUT A PERSON’S PERSONAL FEELINGS SO STOP WITH YOUR FAILURE OF AN ARGUMENT.

mere-dyth:

havocthecat:

Ooh, look, something I actually WILL reblog.

This.

mere-dyth:

havocthecat:

Ooh, look, something I actually WILL reblog.

This.

bellecosby:

futureblackpolitician:

bigmacmami:

gang0fwolves:

spiritualpapi:

gang0fwolves:

roseegold:

This broke my heart

if you haven’t seen this movie you really need to

what movie is this?

Fruitvale Station everyone if you haven’t seen it PLEASE go watch it

tell EVERYONE about it

it shows Oscar Grant’s life leading up to him getting shot by a cop for no reason and almost no one knows about it

Love this movie

I was tearing up at the end of this movie.

I legit cried for maybe 20 minutes

almost no one knows about it”

Here let me correct that for you.

"Almost no one outside of the Bay Area knows about it, and everyone in the Bay Area got so violently sick of hearing about Oscar fucking Grant and no one cared about the movie."

And then maybe replace “no one” with “me.”

Because here’s how you avoid getting shot by the police on accident:

DON’T START FIGHTS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. IF YOU’RE ON A TRAIN AND SOMEONE’S TALKING SHIT JUST FUCKING IGNORE THEM AND LEAVE YOU LEARNED HOW TO WALK AWAY FROM WHEN YOU WERE A TINY TINY BABY SO DO IT. IF YOU CREATE A SITUATION WHERE POLICE GET INVOLVED YOUR CHANCES OF BEING ACCIDENTALLY SHOT INCREASE 9999999999999999999999% THERE ARE SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T BEEN ACCIDENTALLY SHOT BY POLICE BECAUSE OF YEAH THEY DON’T DO VIOLENT SHITTY IDIOTIC THINGS.

thebluelip-blondie:

ras-al-ghul-is-dead:

A silent protest in Love Park, downtown Philadelphia orchestrated by performance artists protesting the murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson. The onslaught of passerby’s  wanting to take photos with the statue exemplifies the disconnect in American society.  Simply frame out the dead body, and it doesn’t exist.  

Here are some observations by one of the artists involved in the event:

I don’t know who any of these folks are.

They were tourists I presume.

But I heard most of what everything they said. A few lines in particular stood out. There’s one guy not featured in the photos. His friends were trying to get him to join the picture but he couldn’t take his eyes off the body.

"Something about this doesn’t feel right. I’m going to sit this one out, guys." "Com’on man… he’s already dead."

(Laughs.)

There were a billion little quips I heard today. Some broke my heart. Some restored my faith in humanity. There was an older white couple who wanted to take a picture under the statue.

The older gentleman: “Why do they have to always have to shove their politics down our throats.” Older woman: “They’re black kids, honey. They don’t have anything better to do.”

One woman even stepped over the body to get her picture. But as luck would have it the wind blew the caution tape and it got tangle around her foot. She had to stop and take the tape off. She still took her photo.

There was a guy who yelled at us… “We need more dead like them. Yay for the white man!”

"One young guy just cried and then gave me a hug and said ‘thank you. It’s nice to know SOMEBODY sees me.’

I’m just gonna keep reblogging this because this is truly how white America works. Like people have their weddings on plantations, Blackface was and still is a major source of entertainment and the biggest movie of all time was Gone With the Wind. White America will kill Black people and then smile and laugh and enjoy their day it sickens me that we’re treated this way.

OR you are disrupting someone’s day, so they are ignoring your antics because they just want a stupid picture with a statue.

Honestly when you just get in people’s way and annoy them, literally no one cares about your cause. You are just an obstruction.

cognitivedissonance:

The police force will reportedly be relieved of duty due to last night’s escalation in response. The removal will pave the way for state or federal officials to step in.

Nixon said the response by police was troubling and the right of Missourians to peaceably assemble must be protected.

WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ON.

WAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT ALL THIS TIME

PEOPLE SCREAM ABOUT COPS BEING RACIALLY BIASED

COPS ARE MISTREATING HUMAN BEINGS

COPS ARE BEING RACIST

AND THE PEOPLE NEED TO STAND UP BECAUSE AMERICAN OFFICIALS ARE ALL RACISTS AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE SUPER OPPRESSED

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WONT DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE

BECAUSE IF I’M READING THIS RIGHT

THE GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY DOES PAY ATTENTION TO ITS PEOPLE

THE GOVERNMENT DOES FOLLOW ITS OWN LAWS

THE GOVERNMENT DOES KNOW WHEN A SITUATION IS RACISM VERSUS RIGHTS

AND THE GOVERNMENT ACTS ON IT?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT THAT OUR SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY WORKS

I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT

THAT A CLEAR ABUSE OF POWER

AND A CLEAR ACT OF RACISM

WOULD ACTUALLY BE CAUGHT BY THE RADAR

OF OUR GOVERNMENT

hashtagFUCKFEARMONGERING

hashtagTHESYSTEMDOESWORK

hashtagLIFEISNTASSHITTYASYOUMAKEITSEEM

hashtagBETMYLIFESAVINGSTHEREWILLBECHANGESINSTLOUISPOLICECONTROL

axmuffins:

metrosexualloveweasel:

kanayoshiko:

sic burn

Alyssa get me all of this show like seriously

I WILL TOALLY DO IT I FUCKING LOVE GRAVITY FALLS ITS SO DAMN FUNNY

Like don’t come home tomorrow without it >.>