GIANT BLUE PREGNANT EINSTEIN.

Omfg I’m done it’s bedtime

b00kworm77:

cutie3pnt14159:

b00kworm77:

cclee123:

b00kworm77:

A picture explaining how I feel right now

You shouldn’t. It’s a mistake to assume that human society wants this and only this.
OR you’re making a joke about yourself and I’m not getting it. xD

No no, there’s no joke involved. I know it’s not entirely true but it’s how I was feeling. Also there’s so much Tumblr feminism at the expense of men’s struggles so I figured I’d put my two cents out there as well.

Feminism at the expense of men’s struggles?
Do you realize men try to look like this so they don’t look “weak” and “womanly”? When athletes are training, they’re called “ladies” to demean them. 
We need feminism so we can stop looking at women as weak. So not all men feel the need to aspire to look like this. (Personal preference that you can totally ignore: I like super thin guys anyway.)
Yes. I’m sorry society has put these pressures on you, but this is also what real feminists are fighting against just as much as they’re fighting against society’s views on what women “should” look like. 

But you see Lyz, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. It’s not always about abusing women. It’s not always about demeaning femininity. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Because I have a penis, I’m expected to look and act a certain way, to make a certain amount of money and to support the family and blah blah blah. There’s just as much pressure on men to look and act a certain way as there is on women, and it’s not for the purpose of making women look bad, it’s for the purpose of making men look good. Western civilization comes from a long history of very strict gender roles and the sword cuts both ways.
Obviously in practice the lines are much blurrier, but as a male, I feel enormous pressure to be muscular and sexy. Look in the stores. The female models and the male models have their own standards. I could never underwear model because I’ll never look like this. I might be able to do Banana Republic-esque modeling but only because I can keep my shirt on. Even as a skinny guy I feel pressured to be toned and athletic. Especially as an actor.
It’s not always about hating women.

I think her point was that feminism is also fighting this kind of imposed ideal about men, especially because it promotes the idea that men are strong and women are weak.

b00kworm77:

cutie3pnt14159:

b00kworm77:

cclee123:

b00kworm77:

A picture explaining how I feel right now

You shouldn’t. It’s a mistake to assume that human society wants this and only this.

OR you’re making a joke about yourself and I’m not getting it. xD

No no, there’s no joke involved. I know it’s not entirely true but it’s how I was feeling. Also there’s so much Tumblr feminism at the expense of men’s struggles so I figured I’d put my two cents out there as well.

Feminism at the expense of men’s struggles?

Do you realize men try to look like this so they don’t look “weak” and “womanly”? When athletes are training, they’re called “ladies” to demean them. 

We need feminism so we can stop looking at women as weak. So not all men feel the need to aspire to look like this. (Personal preference that you can totally ignore: I like super thin guys anyway.)

Yes. I’m sorry society has put these pressures on you, but this is also what real feminists are fighting against just as much as they’re fighting against society’s views on what women “should” look like. 

But you see Lyz, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. It’s not always about abusing women. It’s not always about demeaning femininity. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Because I have a penis, I’m expected to look and act a certain way, to make a certain amount of money and to support the family and blah blah blah. There’s just as much pressure on men to look and act a certain way as there is on women, and it’s not for the purpose of making women look bad, it’s for the purpose of making men look good. Western civilization comes from a long history of very strict gender roles and the sword cuts both ways.

Obviously in practice the lines are much blurrier, but as a male, I feel enormous pressure to be muscular and sexy. Look in the stores. The female models and the male models have their own standards. I could never underwear model because I’ll never look like this. I might be able to do Banana Republic-esque modeling but only because I can keep my shirt on. Even as a skinny guy I feel pressured to be toned and athletic. Especially as an actor.

It’s not always about hating women.

I think her point was that feminism is also fighting this kind of imposed ideal about men, especially because it promotes the idea that men are strong and women are weak.

oxnards:

carouselcarouser:

aintasuperhero:

ALWAYS FUCKING GETS ME

my mother tried to talk to me after I watched it but after about a minute she gave up

If it makes me laugh I have to repost it and I laughed really really hard despite it not being the first time I’ve seen it ahhhh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS LMAO

OH MY GOD IT’S MOLLIE

OH MY GOD IT’S MOLLIE

ladyvonbeck:

Happiest place on earth.

With the exception of the first one, every one of these needs FUCK THA POLICE on it

b00kworm77:

Shots with Little Bear.

BACK IN THE DAY.
NIGGAAAAA

b00kworm77:

Shots with Little Bear.

BACK IN THE DAY.

NIGGAAAAA

Do you have a girlfriend?
Anonymous

No I don’t :3

Patroooooon!
Brother: What are you doing for Cinco?
Me: You mean today?
Brother: Yeah.
Me: I'm getting coffee with a friend and taking new headshots and then I'm not doing anything.
Brother: So what you mean to say is, you're coming back here for Patron night.
Me: Yes.
hazehaze:

Haaaaaaaaaa

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hazehaze:

Haaaaaaaaaa

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